|The key is enter. Get it, get it? Ha!|
Might as well stop calling it a "Horror text adventure" and give it a name. So there we go.
I'm sure I'll be changing the splash screen in time, but for now it works well enough. The A being a lock is a bit cliché, but heck, it was far more cliché when I had the E be a key. Glad I decided not to do that.